Why I love BOYS!!!!

So this is Kohl's and mine conversation on the way to school this morning:

Kohl: Yikes Mom my zipper was down.

Me: Uh-oh that could have been dangerous.

Kohl: Yep, don't want to let the cow get out of the barn.

Me: just laughing uncontrollably

Kohl: But you have to be careful, you don't want to let it get bit by the snake.

Me: (while thinking what the ??) Kohl what exactly is the snake? (terrified to hear his response)

Kohl: It's the zipper Mom, cause trust me it hurts when the snake bites your cow.

Me: Oh (sighs)

Kohl: What did you think the snake was??

And that's when the conversation ended..........